These sarcastic funny designs are the perfect svg file for your next creative project! These high-quality digital downloads are ideal for creating a funny sublimation design, vinyl decal, iron on patch, embroidery design, heat transfer or create sarcastic tshirt designs, tote bags, sarcastic mugs, tumblers, face masks, sarcastic stickers and more.
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What's Included
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This image download is a collection of digital files
• 60 Image Designs
• 4 File Formats
• High Resolution – 300 DPI
• Instant Download
• You WILL NOT receive a physical product.
• Fonts NOT included
• Image watermarks will be removed once purchased.
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You Will Receive
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(SVG, PNG, JPG, PDF)
• 60 .SVG cut file: Scalable Vector Graphics files can be used with Adobe Illustrator, Cricut Design Space, Inskape, etc.
• 60 .PNG file: Transparent background for web and print.
• 60 .JPG file: Solid background for web and print.
• 60 .PDF file: Used for print and any use you need.
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Sarcastic Sayings Include
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1 Oh great, another day of pretending to care
2 I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
3 I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient
4 I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying
5 I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right
6 I'm not rude, I'm just speaking my mind
7 I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person
8 I'm not bossy, I'm the boss
9 I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition
10 I'm not sarcastic, I'm just hilarious
11 I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why you're wrong
12 I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my sanity
13 I'm not a people person, I'm a people avoider
14 I'm not a control freak, I'm a control enthusiast
15 I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich
16 I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy
17 I'm not rude, I'm just honest
18 I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social
19 I'm not a morning person, I'm a breakfast enthusiast
20 I'm not arguing, I'm just educating
21 Too glam to give a damn
22 Introverted but willing to discuss books
23 I'm not shy, I'm just assessing your stupidity
24 I don't need your validation, I have a cat
25 I'm not messy, I'm creatively organized
26 In my defense, I was left unsupervised
27 I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient
28 I'm silently correcting your grammar
29 I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social
30 I'm not arguing, I'm just winning
31 I'm not ignoring you, I'm prioritizing me
32 I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
33 I'm not rude, I'm brutally honest
34 I'm not a morning person, I'm a snooze abuser
35 I'm not arguing, I'm just proving my point
36 I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy
37 I'm not a morning person, I'm a bed enthusiast
38 I'm not sarcastic, I'm just witty
39 I'm not messy, I'm just creatively challenged
40 I'm not rude, I'm just better than you
41 I'm not arguing, I'm just debating loudly
42 Husband Dad Legend In that order
43 I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for you
44 I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person for you
45 I'm not wrong, I'm just married
46 I'm not messy, I'm just married with children
47 Husband Provider Handyman What's your superpower?
48 I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending to listen
49 I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route
50 I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
51 I'm not bossy, I just know what you should do
52 I'm not ignoring you, I'm multitasking in my head
53 I'm not moody, I'm just emotionally diverse
54 I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed
55 I'm not high maintenance, I'm just worth it
56 I'm not picky, I just know what I want
57 I'm not unemployed, I'm self-employed
58 I'm not a workaholic, I'm just passionate about success
59 I'm not broke, I'm investing in my future
60 I'm not overworked, I'm just working on my dreams
